Future Post-Mortem or Overheard on the Elevated Train
22 04 2005Riding the train one night after class, I heard this exchange between two teenagers. After a long day, I am grumpy, and this incident verified my suspicion that I’ve become a crotchety adult. That is, my ability to endure idiots has increased, while my threshold for what constitutes an idiot has lowered dramatically. I would like to chalk it up to that, but it’s not. I don’t consider these kids idiots. I am always grumpy. Here’s what they said, and later, what I felt.
Boy: My whole life is watching TV.
Girl: Cool.
Boy: Me age 1: {pantomimes watching TV} Ga GA!
Girl: Tee hee.
Boy: Me age 5: {pantomimes watching TV and then dances around} Wow!
Girl: Tee hee.
Boy: Me age 17: {pantomimes watching TV and then jumps up and down} Damn!
Girl: Tee hee. I didn’t get it, but it was funny.
Mostly, I feel pity. For them, for you, for me. The medium has transformed us into a bunch of picture tube idiots. What made the event so memorable is the same thing which makes pieces of art work or not: does it speak to some condition which is universal to all human beings. In this case, unfortunately, the answer is yes. Of course, that ‘unfortunately’ is a value-driven judgement from someone who appreciates literacy.
The other feeling I couldn’t help but shake in this whole incident was one of newness. That I was watching a new species, with a new set of experiences to process and a new language for sharing those experiences, was evolving right before my eyes. How will they manage the world they inherit? Could they do worse than we’ve done?
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