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I couldn’t resist this post after having read at TPM Muckraker that one of convicted former member of Congress Duke Cunningham’s last acts as a free man was to leave a duffle bag full of cash and dirty undies in his wife’s driveway. Now, let’s hear from another veteran, however fictional, and his laundering of dirty undies, money and otherwise (thanks to bednark.com):

The Dude opens the briefcase and paws bemusedly through it as the car starts rolling.

DUDE
What the hell is this?

WALTER
My dirty undies. Laundry, Dude. The whites.

DUDE
Agh—He closes the briefcase.

DUDE
Walter, I’m sure there’s a reason you brought your dirty undies—
WALTER
Thaaaat’s right, Dude. The weight. The ringer can’t look empty.